Novelty Candles ”Girlfriends are just therapists you can drink with” — huckleberry, lemon, vanilla “Look who’s all grown up and ready for their colonoscopy” – buttercream vanilla cake “Thanks, Mom. I turned out awesome.” – citrus lavender woody “Mom, thanks for putting up with my shit” — citrus lavender woody “Can you still smell the weed?” — tropical fruit spice vanilla “Men are like public toilets. They are either taken or full of shit” — flowering lilac